In Bowl I Stand
Is it an illusion? Have I taught my brain to? When I think about you, I think of your capacity I think of the capacity to satisfy my comfort levels Your color never matters, your depth does It does matter because when I look at you, I see a contributor to my comfort levels I…
Now Go Get Extremely Cheesy and Hug Yourself!
Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!! Yesssssss!!!! Feel free to scream with me as I express the excitement that I am back on this passion project again! My relationship with WordPress reminds me of that toxic relationship with an ex that you keep going back to. Or that Twitter handler who first opens their Twitter account uses it for a…
Dear Sugar Daddy, 079me
As I write this, I am listening to the commissioner of Lainya incompetently answer questions on why the people of Lainya are being killed by cattle herders from the Mundari community. My mum went ahead and put on her earphones as she scrolled the hell out of Facebook. Basically, he was wasting everyone’s time. But…
On Death and Dying
Baba God na your handwork ehNo be lieehNa your handwork ehI sayE noeasy eh (oh oh oh oh)to dey sing and dey dance and the people de rejoice ye ehhhhhhh ( scream with me please because P square is immaculate vibes) My inspiration to write about death is from a conversation I had with a…
If my book could talk
So, I am lying down on this piece of blanket under the perfect shade. That shade that hits the right body parts while still allowing the sun to soak me up. Beneath are these beautiful blades of grass, looking lush (in Siannise’s {{Love Island}} accent) so green you’d extract an amazing natural dark light green…
Versatility of the Kink
4A, 4B, 4C,…….4D, there’s definitely one that hasn’t been discovered yet, thought I’d hint at a scientist. Do you ever come from the salon with a fresh box braided juicy head then you see cuteeee faux locs and want that on. Then you see a combed out glistening Afro and all of a sudden unasikia…
Your Body, Your Home
🎶🎶Abortion is a crime it is a crime it is a crime is a crime abortion is a crime. It is a crime it is a crime is a crime abortion is a crime. It is a crime it is a crime is a crime abortion is a crime🎶🎶 I remember singing along to this…
30 years, where have you been?
Gossip with my mum is the sweetest gossip, no lie. Soooo one time I’m on the call with her and she says, “sasa mtu akikuletea maua unafanyia nini? si anipee hio pesa kwa bahasha, mi nitafurahia” and I felt that at heart because flowers? no tnx! Because I have honestly failed to get excited at…
The Trip to Dar es Salaam
I remember I remember crying asking the Uber driver at 5:40 pm, “My flight is at 6:40 pm, do you think I’ll make it ?”. “Mmmm, an hour? Let’s see!” he hesitantly answered. That’s when it was confirmed I’d missed that flight. A huge gulp of “I told you so” made its way through my…
Intro: Banter Kidogo
#banter#cheers#enjoyment#glow#bettereverything#sleep#scholar Hashtag, I was just guessing hashtags randomly (don’t look for a pattern). My brain is a mystery I have failed to fathom, please bear with I. If you’ve read this far without clicking back I appreciate you haha, cause I don’t really know what I am saying next but here I go. Welcome to…
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